It's the middle of the night

and I’m so gone And I’m thinking about how much I need you But you really want somebody else

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filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.


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mechacafe:

Ghost world


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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 


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wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

This is actually brilliant.


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Bill: Why didn’t you tell me?
The Bride: I don’t know… because I’m a bad person.
Bill: No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

Kill Bill Vol.2 (2004)


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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools


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